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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

There you go.

At one point this episode, Betty says “I just want this to end.” And I could not fucking agree more.

How the hell did Riverdale manage to botch even the prom episode (thankfully, only Junior Prom. So they’ll have another chance later)?

Dear God, please let Season 4 bring us back to form.

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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Riverdale Labor Day Archie shirtless

When I said I wanted Season 3 to go back to basics, this is exactly what I meant.

Step aside, wannabe-Riverdale. The real, ab-flaunting deal has returned.

Also, levitating babies.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 17 – TV Review

Riverdale The Noose Tightens Toni Cheryl kiss

But I’ll give this one a pass because it’s atmospheric.

Who knew that in an episode about thwarting the evils of gay conversion that our true hope spot would be the realisation of just how pathetically fragile Hiram is, and the confirmation of Archie’s unfounded bravado?

It’s good to be back, Riverdale.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 16 – TV Review

Riverdale Primary Colors New Rules

Well, I guess that’s only one new rule. But it’s a good one.

Fetishistic lesbian slumber parties are an admirable first step, but don’t you think we could use a Molly Ringwald power moment and a dramatic, rain-soaked showdown between Archie and Jughead?

Oh, honey.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Riverdale To Riverdale and Back Again Archie shirtless

I don’t know when I did the good deed to deserve this show, but thanks anyway, cosmic balance.

It only dawned on me this week that Riverdale is doing a thirteen episode season.

Which means we’re almost at the end.

Good God, don’t leave us, Riverdale. Don’t leave us with PLL.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Riverdale The Lost Weekend Veronica dance battle

Also, there are multiple Archie shirtless scenes this episode.

The very episode after I complained about Riverdale not having enough stupid, fluffy teen stuff, and they have a party episode.

With a dance battle.

And multiple Archie shirtless scenes.

All things just keep getting better.

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