At one point this episode, Betty says “I just want this to end.” And I could not fucking agree more.
How the hell did Riverdale manage to botch even the prom episode (thankfully, only Junior Prom. So they’ll have another chance later)?
Dear God, please let Season 4 bring us back to form.
Who knew that in an episode about thwarting the evils of gay conversion that our true hope spot would be the realisation of just how pathetically fragile Hiram is, and the confirmation of Archie’s unfounded bravado?
It’s good to be back, Riverdale.
The very episode after I complained about Riverdale not having enough stupid, fluffy teen stuff, and they have a party episode.
With a dance battle.
And multiple Archie shirtless scenes.