Tag Archive | Moldavia

Dynasty Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

Fallon in the middle there is my anxiety that this season will end on an abrupt, COVID-19 shaped sour note.

Alas, it is true. This episode is the de facto season finale of our beloved Dynasty thanks to the pandemic.

And while not ending on a high note, you can at least rest easy that the CW didn’t try to chop together some rushed, Pushing Daisies Season 2 finale-esque bullshit.

Aww. Now I’m sad about Dynasty, and about Pushing Daisies.

Read More…

Dynasty Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review

Nah yeah, cunt.

Let’s hear it for Culhane, who comes in at the end of the episode and steals the jush factor in a major and delicious upset.

Kirby is there, too. Looking fucking flawless.

Oh, and Blake is kidnapped and Sam saves him with the help of Danny Trejo or whatever.

But look at Kirby!

Read More…

Dynasty Season 3 Episode 18 – TV Review

Shine bright like a Cristal.

It really speaks to how much I cared about this that this episode also includes Fallon singing and I didn’t give her the headlining spot.

Cristal 2.0 never could have pulled off this level of salaciousness.

Still miss OG Cristal, though. She could have adulterated with ten priests a day and wouldn’t have even broken a sweat. And worn a great hat while doing it.

Read More…

%d bloggers like this: