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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison Kyle kiss

“Mainly because I’m the one inside your head making you do it.”

Madison is basically Alison Dilaurentis.

That crossover begs.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Fiona

You know we will.

With only 1 episode to go, who’s on the chopping block this week?

Everyone over the age of 40, apparently.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

AHS Coven Patti death

Who does she think she is? A 90s slasher movie victim?

It’d be hard to follow up a whole hairdresser shop’s worth of deaths, but American Horror Story puts in a modest effort by keeping them coming.

And with, what, 3 episodes to go, I can only hope for further escalation.

I want bodies on the floor.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Myrtle eye scoop

“I’ll take your paralysed horror as a ‘yes.'”

Myrtle is a twisted old bitch.

Fiona hasn’t got the monopoly on that anymore, I guess.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison red dress

Yes, I subscribe to Pop Trigger. I hate myself, too.

Fiona will not go quietly into that good night.

She’s gonna claw and smoke and fuck and strut her way back into the light, bitches.

She will bury us all. Probably in heels.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison resurgence

“And I know… I need to fucking exfoliate.”

Oh thank god, it’s been too long.

Don’t scare me like that again.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison Nan Luke cake

I’d probably choose the cake. If you were wondering.

Well, first we had death-by-rape.

Then we had making a man out of Kyle.

I didn’t expect to get horrified again, but American Horror Story has managed to turn even Mare Winningham into a debauched nightmare.

God, it’s good.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Kyle bag pieces boy parts

She’s taking him out of the bag, so is that kinda the same thing?

Well, if I thought raping someone to death was the most fucked up thing this show could throw at me, clearly I was an idiot.

I mean, I’m an idiot most of the time.

But damn, AHS. You’re sick, bro.

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