Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review
The good news is that Melissa finally spills The Secret.
The bad news is that Ravenswood is not only mentioned, but Caleb’s issues with it dominate a subplot.
Oh. The horror.
And horror, ironically, was one of the things Ravenswood itself couldn’t achieve.
Ravenswood – Discontinued
Yeah, I’m out.
I gave it 5 episodes, but I just can’t.
I know it sounds insane coming from someone who spends their time running a pathetic review blog that nobody reads, but I actually don’t have enough time in my day to bother watching or talking about Ravenswood.
It’s that bad.
Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review
The good news is, I’ve moved on from hating the banality of Ravenswood.
The bad news is, I’ve gone back to hating the stupid attempts of the show to be “spooky” or “scary.”
Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Who would ever do something like that?
Fuck me, I’m losing interest in Ravenswood faster than I am for The Tomorrow People.
The Bling Ring – Film Review

“Rape someone to death on American Horror Story, then we’ll talk.” -Taissa
Everytime I read the title my mind automatically defaults to saying “The Blang Rang.”
Is that racist?
Or is it racist to attribute improper pronunciation to a race?
Tumblr SJWs, help me out.
Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review
And by “Ravenswood,” I mean Ravenswood the show.
Ravenswood the town isn’t a barrel of fun, either.
Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review
Ravenswood can’t possibly last more than one season.
This is the same weak shit we saw with The Secret Circle, and ABC Family is far less edgy than The CW.
And the leads are Caleb and the sister from Beauty & the Beast?
Come on.
Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review
Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Divine. Really.
Our count is now 8 I hate, 5 are great.
The outfits are better than last year, Alison is finally revealed, and there’s a mausoleum hidden passageway mystery.
Unfortunately, it’s also a backdoor pilot for Ravenswood. And PLL does it far less gracefully than TVD.
Wondering Why I Hate Wonderland – Blog
Wait, never mind. I figured it out.
If The Descendants was First World Problems: The Movie (though it has some competition), then Wonderland is First World Problems: The TV Series.