EDIT: About an hour after I posted this, Big Brother had their Late Night Feast special where the Housemates got drunk (and a wicked case of wine lips). And Tim totally brought up boat people, and although it wasn’t a huge fight, I’m claiming it, bitches. I’m leaving the original post in-tact, but Tim’s should actually read Accurate, and my final score should actually be 6 Accurate and 9 Wrong. Maybe I am psychic.
We’re almost a month into Big Brother Australia 2013, and after 3 evictions, a few of my prediction deadlines have passed.
So let’s see how I did.
It’s not good.
It’s not Movie 43-level bad. But it’s bad.
I was going to do a post about Anita Sarkeesian’s latest stinker, but Inuit Inua already covered that for me. She’s so reliable.
Instead, here’s another shitpost about Big Brother Australia 2013, where I make yet more unfounded claims against the new housemates.
I mean, why else would you come here?
This is a pre-emptive apology to all my non-Australian readers:
I will be following Big Brother Australia 2013 aggressively, and this probably (definitely) won’t be the last time you see me post about it.
Also, brace your twitter feeds.