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Run All Night – Film Review

Run All Night Ed Harris Liam Neeson dinner scene

“At least I wasn’t in Seventh Son.”

The last 5 star review here on I Just Hate Everything was the previous collaboration between Liam Neeson and director Jaume Collet-Serra.

But does Run All Night have the tightness, plane fun, and Julianne Moore of Non-Stop?

That’s a no, no, and a no.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 7 – TV Review

PLL Oh Brother Where Art Thou Jason Charles shadow

Everything is terrifying in Rosewood. Mainly Sara’s inability to act, though.

Yes, we finally see Charles.

Well, his shadow.

That counts, right?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 24 – TV Review

PLL I'm A Good Girl I Am Alison guilty

There. I just saved you forty minutes.

Well, thank goodness the trial is over already.

That shit was not exciting at all.

Well, at least not after the revelation of Jason and Ashley’s sexcapade. A measly murder trial ain’t got nothin’ on that.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 20 – TV Review

PLL Pretty Isn't The Point Mike crying


Really? The sixteen year-old little brother of one of the protagonists isn’t the homicidal, big bad wolf of the series?

That’s cuh-razy.

Who would have ever predicted that?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Out, Damned Spot Mike torso abs

No wonder there’s so much paedophilia in Rosewood. All the twelve year-olds are shredded. Except Caleb.

Well, PLL is seriously pushing Mike as A/an A co-conspirator.

And we get more Johnny this episode.

Just what we wanted.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

PLL Emily Talia

And a sexual harassment lawyer.

Holbrook isn’t A. Try not to look so surprised.

On the plus side, our suspect pool now includes Mike, who still looks like an angry twelve year-old.

And Johnny’s back and more alternative and ridiculous as ever. I thought digging through garbage to make paint was crazy, but oh no, he’s not done yet.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL Through A Glass Darkly Aria crying

Because justice is an illusion. And Spencer is going to be fucking 30 by then.

As I mentioned in my New Year’s Eve post, I don’t give a fuck about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

So with that in mind, here we go.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

PLL Aria in bed

I would have gone with “You’re a teacher-fucking murderess.”

Well, I might be getting my wish after all:

A is still absent, and it’s Mona’s hit squad all the way.

Now all we need is to #BanTheHoodie.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

Glee100 April Holly wine drinking

Trust Glee to make even wine o’ clock look depressing.

Don’t feel so bad, Glee.

13% of those episodes were really good.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 20 – TV Review

PLL Aria Ezra ski lift


Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
She’s monochroming her way to even levels. That sneaky bitch.
Our count is now 10 blech, 10 heck (yeah).

So are we done with our drug hallucinations?

Good. Moving on.

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