The Originals Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review
Come for the Camille, stay for the bizarre slap in the face to fans that this pathetic excuse for a series finale turns out to be.
Much like last episode, I would be hesitant to call this episode, and series finale, a trainwreck. Because trainwrecks are actually exciting.
If I had to distill The Originals series finale down to one word (and this is the Internet, baby. Distilling complex ideas into clickbaity, list format is the name of the game), it would be “meh.”
And “meh” is not how I want to feel about the finale of what once was the best vampire soap opera on the CW.
Even the TVD finale wasn’t meh (it wasn’t good, either. But you know).
It makes me wonder how much of a garbage dump the Legacies finale will be. And by “finale,” I mean at the end of the first season. Do you really think that it’ll be renewed?
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The Originals Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review
A hand on the knee is like, what, third base for lesbians?
The overalls are a bit much, though, Keelin. Calm down.
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The Originals Season 2 Episode 18 – TV Review
Yes, I watch Game of Thrones. I just don’t worship it.
Tonight, an Original dies.
Again.
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The Originals Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review
I’ll take one order of Freya’s hair and Elijah’s everything.
Freya finally takes my advice and fucks off Finn to side with better Originals.
Even Mikael.
But not Esther. Nobody wants Esther.
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The Originals Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review
Considering Liv gets Tyler and Luke gets nothing, I’d say he does.
Josh and Aiden are even boyfriend official, now.
Seriously, TVD. You need to pick it up.
At least give Kai someone to mack on. We all know he’s fabulous.
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The Originals Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review
Too late.
I’m sorry, you’ll have to excuse me while I clean myself up.
And then go again, and then clean myself up again.
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The Originals Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review
It’s fierce competition.
Just in case Esther’s evilness was too ambiguous for you, this episode she advocates for the mass murder of humans, performed by child werewolves to activate their curses. In order to grow her army, of course,
Does Esther still believe she’s the good guy?
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The Originals Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review
It suits him much better than it suits Finn/Vincent.
Now that the Esther cat is out of the bag, where do we go from here?
A passive aggressive dinner, of course.
Like, duh.
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The Originals Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review
Could somebody offer Kol a napkin? Good grief.
I was worried the The Originals would use Kol, Finn, and Esther’s current incarnations as a way to weasel around booking their original actors.
This is a good start in laying that concern to rest.
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The Originals Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review
You have my consent.
Move over, TVD.
Your much better successor has arrived.
I’m just happy there’s no Elena, really.
I Just Hate Everything 
