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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episodes 8 and 9 – TV Review

OUaT Birth Snow choked

So it feels good? I don’t get the joke here.

Ah, the dreaded Once Upon a Time double episode.

I’m gonna need some long-forgotten character cameos to get through this one.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review

OUaT The Bear and the Bow Belle

Because Snow and David weren’t inadequate enough.

Only one episode after I praised her for being tolerable, Belle is back in the spotlight and ready to bore.

Goddammit, Once Upon a Time.

Goddammit.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

OUaT Dreamcatcher Regina fireball

So say we all.

Yes, after two consecutive Snow and David-focused episodes, it’s time to unleash the kind of episode that makes Once Upon a Time worth it.

Well, it’s not a Regina solo episode. So, the second best kind of Once Upon a Time episode, then.

A Regina and Emma episode.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

OUaT The Broken Kingdom Regina red dress

You tell ’em, Regina.

It’s only the very next episode after a David episode, and here we go again, except this time with Snow taking charge, too.

Well, actually, it’s a more of a Guinevere and Lancelot episode. With deus ex machina magic.

I can’t tell. Is that better or worse than a David and Snow episode?

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

OUaT Merida Brave The Dark Swan

Talk about moving down in the world.

In other downgrade news, Emma is a poor substitute for Rumple when it comes to the Dark One.

But I think Once Upon a Time is aware of that.

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Film Review: Brave

Brave Merida walk strut ranga

#gingerpride

#nofriends

The only thing brave about Brave is Disney’s defiant decision to make a movie entirely to show off animated hair.

What is is this? An Xbox game?

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