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Glee Season 6 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Glee 2009 series finale Don't Stop Believin'

…that Glee is dead and we’re finally free.

Yes, baby. We finally made it.

We made it to the end of Glee.

But Glee isn’t ready to leave without one last glory-reliving grab at the spotlight.

I’ll allow it.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 10 – TV Review

Glee The Rise And Fall Of Sue Sylvester Kitty

Obtuse, frustrating static.

Is it fair to say that my recent tolerance for Glee is related to Kitty’s increased prominence?

Yeah, I reckon.

Every little bit helps.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee A Wedding

Cyanide pills are an integral part of any Glee viewer’s preparedness kit.

Oh, Kurt and Blaine. Because Santana and Brittany’s wedding wasn’t sickly sweet enough?

Also, is there supposed to be a plot this season?

Glee seems to have forgotten.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 7 – TV Review

Glee Transitioning All About That Bass

“We are also ’bout that fried chicken and high fructose corn syrup.”

And no, Mercedes and Roderick teaming up to sing All About That Bass isn’t the most shameful thing about this episode.

I’d append that with an “in case you were wondering.”

But you’re watching Glee Season 6, baby. There’s no wonder anymore. You know what you’re in for.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 6 – TV Review

Glee What The World Needs Now Santana's abuela Ivonne Coll

“Or even my guest spot on Teen Wolf.”

I’d apologise for the late review, but I’d hate to presume that anyone, anywhere, genuinely cares about Glee.

I’m a rude idiot, but I’m not a moron.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 20 – TV Review

Glee Sam shirtless modelling Treasure Trailz

Genevieve didn’t get the memo.

Taking a cue from Rachel and Mercedes, this episode is Blaine’s turn to absolutely not give a fuck about his insane good fortune and amazing opportunity afforded through magical good luck.

But it’s Blaine, so defying Shirley not only works out okay, it actually works out better.

Glee, everybody.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

Glee Rachel Broadway Bitches Old Dogs New Tricks

That was the dog talking. I mean, wouldn’t that go through anyone’s head if they had to work on Glee?

Another week, another delayed Glee post.

At least this episode has lots of cute puppies. And you know how I feel about puppies.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

Glee Rachel sad face Back-Up Plan

“Uh oh.”

Yes, just 1 episode after the roaring success of her Broadway dream being realised, Rachel decides to throw everything she’s achieved into a garbage disposal.

For a slim chance of being on TV, which was her real dream all along.

Didn’t you fucking quit NYADA, your other apparent dream, to get on Broadway only 3 episodes ago?

Fuck, bitch.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 16 – TV Review

Glee Blaine fat pregnant

They must have finally gotten bored of Loki.

It’d be too much to hope that a Glee episode about Blaine being fat could be anything other than melodramatic and decidedly unenjoyable, wouldn’t it?

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Glee Season 5 Episode 15 – TV Review

Glee Kurt bash black eye

When you believe.

The bad news is, he’s not dead.

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