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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

Isn’t it amazing that the gayest show on television also has the best heterosexual romance, too? God bless Dynasty.

After suffering through Nancy Drew and Riverdale each week, I’m so grateful to wash the taste of that shit out of my mouth with a cool, refreshing Dynasty.

I honestly don’t know what I’d do without it. It’s the only thing I genuinely look forward to each week.

Sorry, Supergirl. You gotta get it together, honey.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT Page 23 Queenie

I’ve already lived through an OUaT without Queenie, and I didn’t like it.

Just one episode after restoring my faith that Once Upon a Time could be fun again, and Queenie is out of here.

Apparently, for good.

I feel personally attacked.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 3 – TV Review

TVD You Decided I Was Worth Saving Sybil Katherine

Bitch, you are not even close.

Tonight, someone dies.

But it’s not any of the three central characters involved in the obviously toothless death ultimatum plot.

I do feel kind of bad for Tyler, though. Even Sarah bloody Salvatore got a whole episode for her death. All Tyler gets is a single scene?

Ouch.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

TVD Enzo Caroline Ivy Stefan Yellow Ledbetter

“I promise I’ll only murder your girlfriend a little bit, Stefan.”

I feel like I should point out that Enzo’s actor’s name is Michael Malarkey.

I’d never noticed it before now, but I’m glad I did.

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