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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review

PLL Til Death Do Us Part Drunk Mum Initiative

I, however, made the grave mistake of watching it stone cold sober.
I have regrets.

There are only three possible explanations for how Pretty Little Liars turned out:

1) I. Marlene King is clinically insane;

2) I. Marlene King is the greatest troll of the decade; or

3) I. Marlene King is just an incompetent, egomaniacal dickhead.

Don’t you wish it was anything but number 3? Sigh.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review

PLL Burn This bridal shower

Just barely holding on, ladies. It’s all you can do.

Well who could have predicted it, but I might have to eat my words about PLL taking the inevitable plunge back into unwatchable, retarded shit territory.

Because damn, this ship is crooked, but I must concede, it’s yet to capsize.

Just hold on for two more episodes. Please.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 17 – TV Review

PLL We've All Got Baggage Alison Doctor married

What, you got a problem with cheese?

Yes, not even Ella and Byron’s re-wedding, as officiated by fucking Aria, no less, can out-cheese the Suddenly Soulmates subplot of Alison and Doctor Dude.

As long as nobody is getting menaced by a ute in a parking lot, I’m happy.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 16 – TV Review

PLL Where Somebody Waits For Me Aria

I’m just doing it on purpose, now.

Nothing important happens this episode.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 22 – TV Review

PLL To Plea Or Not To Plea Spencer pub beer

Oh, wait, this is an English pub. Not an Australian one.

Our high school secrets and mysteries soap opera is now Orange Is The New Black.

Damn transgender lesbians ruining everything.

At least none of PLL’s are black. Phew.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 21 – TV Review

PLL Bloody Hell Ashley ring

That ring better be from Jason, bitch.

It’s not from Jason.

But could you imagine, though?

God, they’d have such hot babies.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

PLL A Dark Ali Alison wig

Would it have been too ambitious to hope for a little bit of blackface?

Pun fans beware, there are no dark alleys vital to this episode.

There’s a dank basement. That’s close, right?

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