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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

Riverdale Outbreak Betty asylum

She must be reminiscing on better times. Season 1 times.

It’s pretty bad that realising Dynasty’s mid-season finale won’t be until next week was actually the second worst realisation I had this week.

The worst was that I finally realised what present day Riverdale has been reminding me of:

Revenge Season 2.

Jesus Christ, CW. Reel it in. If Revenge can come back from international terrorist syndicates and goofy hackers, then I have faith you can survive this endless, evil board game.

Please.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

Riverdale There Will Be Blood Archie shirtless

We’ll never say no to more shirtless Archie.

But don’t get too excited just yet.

There’s a still a whole lotta Lodge mafia family bullshit, character inconsistency, and even some fresh twinanigans.

But you know what I realised today? At least we’re not dealing with Serpent drama, anymore.

And for that, I’m grateful.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Riverdale Tales from the Dark Side Cheryl

It’s time for Riverdale to do a Betty-Veronica-Cheryl Charlie’s Angels homage, no?

Apologies for the lateness, but I actually spent the past few days marathon-ing through the Season 1 Blu-rays of Riverdale I just bought because they were on sale.

Oh, come on. Don’t pretend like you thought I actually had a life.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Riverdale Death Proof Cheryl race start

“Get me a goddamn bus.”

Cheryl’s off the bench this episode, and not used as a plot prop for an attempted rape this time.

But then she goes and spoils it all by doing something stupid like acting like a rational human being.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Riverdale The Town That Dreaded Sundown Archie shirtless

It’s okay, Veronica. We all do.

So, Archie isn’t just unhinged.

He’s literally homicidal.

As am I. Because Cheryl is benched yet again.

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Arrow Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

Arrow Tribute Diggle arms

Diggle’s one valuable contribution to this show: swoleness.

Where’s Katie?

I only came here for Katie.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Riverdale Anatomy of a Murder murder video

It really is that good.

The mystery is solved.

But the story is not over.

God, how much better can Riverdale get?

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