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iZombie – Discontinued

iZombie Discontinued

Sorry, Rob Thomas. No, not that Rob Thomas.

I am a traitor to Veronica Mars’ legacy.

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iZombie Season 2 Episodes 18 and 19 – TV Review

iZombie Dead Beat Peyton

That’s an attack on Once Upon a Time, by the way.

Will iZombie truly shirk the water-treading fluff of its mid-season sag, and capitalise on the impressive build its made over the last few episodes towards its season finale?

Yes.

Thank God, yes.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

iZombie Physician, Heal Thy Selfie Liv Peyton

#crunkatwork #iscrunkstillathing

iZombie is back to an arc-relevant COW. And the brain Liv consumes this episode isn’t even related to it.

Break the formula, baby.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

iZombie Method Head Ravi

With a heavy heart, that’s a “no,” baby.

I don’t know what changed, but after the last two episodes, iZombie seems to have lost some of its shine.

The news of extra episodes ordered hasn’t helped the feeling of treading water that this saggy season middle has been stinking of. And with the Max Rager/actual zombie stuff taking a back seat to the COWs, I’m simply not that interested right now.

Pick it up, guys. You’re Veronica Mars’ successor. You’re capable.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

As The Originals thankfully highlighted one its long-neglected characters this week, so too does iZombie.

It’s Babineaux’s time to shine, baby.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

iZombie Love & Basketball Liv Major kiss

#riskit

Apparently zombification is a concern, despite Major having been previously cured.

Come on, immune system. Do your job.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

iZombie Real Dead Housewive of Seattle Liv pout

She’s been taking dead person pout lessons from Sara Lance, I see.

It’s about time we had a COW that didn’t end in a sympathetic killer.

We ain’t got time for sympathy when there’s so much else going on, anyway.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

iZombie Grumpy Old Liv soccer joke

You gotta keep up with your I Just Hate Everything in-jokes, baby.

Thank Paris, it’s finally CW season premiere week. I no longer have to endure just Scream Queens and my ABC soaps.

Zombie Veronica Mars is back, bitches. And she knows everything. Because she eats peoples’ brains and absorbs their memories.

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iZombie Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

iZombie Blaine's World Major zombie

His heart only pumps once every six seconds. It’s hard to get a rhythm flowing.

Oh, spoiler, Major is a zombie.

Temporarily.

Maybe.

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iZombie Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

iZombie Mr Berserk Liv shots drunk

And why didn’t the bartender just refill the same glass? Wasteful.

See, I told you I’d be more on time this week.

I literally have nothing else going on, if you must know.

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