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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 15 – TV Review

PLL In the Eye Abides the Heart AD Aria face

Just… why?

For fuck’s sake, only five more episodes to go.

Dear God, just let it end.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL Power Play Sydney AD limo

I’ve had it. Officially.

And the fact that Sydney is still here, and now part of some kind of revamped A Team (the AD Team, I suppose?), isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.

Alison being impregnated with Emily’s egg isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.

I don’t know if I can go six more rounds with PLL, you guys.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

OUaT Strange Case Queenie perfection

If we were going to be forced to have a female Frank N Furter, then here she is, casting agents. You missed her.

Just as an indicator of my yet-swelling level of fanboyism over Queenie, one of my notes for this episode was literally “God, she’s perfect.”

Even when she recycles a look from last episode, she’s still perfect.

Do we even need Regina, anymore?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 10 – TV Review

PLL The DArkest Knight Hanna knife

Remember, Hanna: it’s down the road, not across the street.

I’m rough on Pretty Little Liars. A lot.

But I feel like I can’t overstate just how amazingly pathetic this episode is.

The phrase “has become a parody of itself” is often thrown around with too much abandon. But trust me, PLL has motherfucking earned it.

What a shocking waste of a show.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 3 – TV Review

PLL The Talented Mr Rollins Amish girl

The ABC Studios backlot has too many forestry setups. Did you ever wonder why we keep going back to the Lost Woods? Now you know.

Did Pretty Little Liars watch an episode of Banshee and think “Yes, some of that?

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Glee Season 5 Episode 20 – TV Review

Glee Sam shirtless modelling Treasure Trailz

Genevieve didn’t get the memo.

Taking a cue from Rachel and Mercedes, this episode is Blaine’s turn to absolutely not give a fuck about his insane good fortune and amazing opportunity afforded through magical good luck.

But it’s Blaine, so defying Shirley not only works out okay, it actually works out better.

Glee, everybody.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee Santana Mrs Claus

“To be a child actor on a show that doesn’t suck.”

I gotta give Glee points for trying to do something to spice up the pedestrian, obligatory Christmas episode.

But then I’m taking those points right back because they set it a year in the past, in an alternate universe, and Kurt hooks up with a hot dude.

It was a worth a shot, guys.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Neverland season 3 premiere

“We’re going to eat Emma first, right?” -Regina

Can Once Upon a Time really keep getting better?

According to this episode, the answer to that question is “yes.”

But Henry is back to being the most important character evar again, so I’ve still got something to complain about.

ABC watches out for me.

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Film Review: American Mary

American Mary Katharine Isabelle

“Eh. Anything beats being cast as Selena Gomez’s ‘ugly’ step-sister.”

Sometimes I like to run across a low profile, modestly budgeted horror movie and allow myself to watch it with an open mind.

Occasionally, it pays off.

But not all the time.

I’m happy to report that American Mary is more pay-off than pay-out (because I’m not gonna be spending a lot of time “paying it out?” You get it. It’s wordplay. Don’t scowl at me).

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 17

Once Upon a Time Henry well

“He’s right! Get him!”
Can you imagine?

Well, Regina doesn’t make good on her threat to kill Snow from last episode.

Not really, anyway.

Also, 80s.

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