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Film Review: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

The Hobbit The One Ring Bilbo Martin Freeman

A better movie?

The Hobbit: An Expected Cash-grab.

I’d question whether the absurd runtimes of the Lord of the Rings trilogy taught Peter Jackson anything, but considering how popular the extended versions are, it’d be moot.

So what I’m saying is, I hate when movies are too long.

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Film Review: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World Steve Carell Keira Knightley sex scene

At least he’s not competing with Ryan Gosling this time.

I have a love/hate relationship with Steve Carell.

I love that he’s generally not in anything too awful and is handsome in an awkward way (but normal awkward. Not Kristen Stewart or Jesse Eisenberg, “can’t actually act like human beings” awkward).

And I hate that I don’t find him awful or ugly.

I need fodder, Steven. I can’t complain about you if you don’t throw yourself into some steaming garbage for me. Gosh, do I have to do everything myself?

Luckily, Keira Knightley has brought her vague sexuality and protruding bones along this time. Now that I can pick on.

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