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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 21 – TV Review

TVD Requiem For A Dream Damon Bonnie fight

“Come at me, Bon,” at least.

Well neither Bonnie the Vampie Slayer, nor the Giant Space Flea From Nowhere from the vault have formed as a true final boss for the season.

Which means the finale will either rush through one, or stretch them out to go into next season.

Everybody loses.

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Sushi Girl – Film Review

Sushi Girl Crow Mark Hamill

Sushi Gurl, to be precise.

I haven’t seen Reservoir Dogs.

But I do have access to the Internet and, by extension, Wikipedia synopses.

So yeah, Sushi Girl is more than a little bit influenced by it.

It’s got a naked chick and Mark Hamill, though.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 11

Stefan and Rebeka hook up.

You can all go home. TVD has won television.

At least until we get some Liar-on-Liar action on PLL. Or at least some Mona on Hanna. You know she’s crazy enough to go for it.

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Film Review: Ted

Ted Movie Fuck You thunder

“I’m a 41 year-old man playing a 35 year-old manchild with a living teddy bear. The Departed ain’t shit.”

A movie by Seth Macfarlane?

15 year-old boys of the world unite!

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