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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

PLL Don't Look Now Papa D drinking

PLL is enough to drive you to drink. Not that I require an excuse to drink.

Yes, the complication-free PLL renaissance has come to an end.

A’s back, bitches.

And they don’t know anything. Because if they did, they’d know how much better the show was without them.

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Bates Motel Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

Bates Motel Persuasion Norma Norman bathroom

It’d be so disappointing to find out this is a hallucination.

It’s a hallucination.

A sexy hallucination.

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Bates Motel Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

Bates Motel The Arcanum Club Norma window

“Well, I can see why he likes it.”

If Dylan’s subplot is anything to go by, then the drug trade is still going to feature prominently in Bates Motel.

And now we’ve got a secret organisation called the Arcanum Club to add to the mix, too.

White Pine Bay is a busy little place, isn’t it?

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Bates Motel Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Bates Motel A Death in the Family Norma Norman in bed together

“Now, if we were making the porn…”

My mothership has returned.

No, I mean that. I ship this mother. With her son.

It is the the immutable truth, you know.

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Film Review: Savages

Savages Blake Lively Taylor Kitsch

Nobody can.

What’s worse than having Taylor “the world’s least memorable man” Kitsch and Blake “do I even need to say what’s wrong with her at this point?” Lively as your leads?

Having B-Livs fucking narrate.

Such monotone this world has never endured.

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