Typical Stefan. Way to check out just as you’re needed.
Why don’t you go lie in a safe at the bottom of a river for another 3 months.
At least you’ll be dead this time, so you won’t have to bore us with your post-drowning whingeing.
Sadly, Caroline, it’s not.
It’s “watch Elena and Damon remember how to be terrible at being broken up time.”
Or, as I like to call it, “Inevitable.”
It’s the Enzo episode you’ve been waiting for.
What? You weren’t hanging out for an Enzo episode?
Yeah, tell me about it.
Who knew Kol had emotions?
Also, the Travellers’ plan becomes even more convoluted.
As you’d expect.
Seriously, did I miss an episode or something?
Last week Liv and Luke were all like “Mwaha we are master trolls duping the Mystic Falls gang on the DL.”
And this week they’re like “We’re evil and we have no qualms dispaying that very publicly to you also we’re inexplicably in Mystic Falls and nobody seems to question it.”
Legit, did I miss an episode?