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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 22 – TV Review

TVD Elena Caroline Home

Those were the good days.

Much like Gossip Girl, it seems The Vampire Diaries isn’t handling its 5th season too admirably, either.

Well, at least not since the death of Katherine.

It doesn’t help that the season finale of TVD’s spin-off was about 20 times better than this, either.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 21 – TV Review

TVD Stefan dying dead Promised Land

And having your heart ripped out is absolutely no excuse.

Typical Stefan. Way to check out just as you’re needed.

Why don’t you go lie in a safe at the bottom of a river for another 3 months.

At least you’ll be dead this time, so you won’t have to bore us with your post-drowning whingeing.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 20 – TV Review

TVD Caroline drinking cabin What Lies Beneath

Or, as I like to call it, “Monday.”

Sadly, Caroline, it’s not.

It’s “watch Elena and Damon remember how to be terrible at being broken up time.”

Or, as I like to call it, “Inevitable.”

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

TVD Damon kills Maggie Man On Fire

Finding her in 2 pieces is still finding her.

It’s the Enzo episode you’ve been waiting for.

What? You weren’t hanging out for an Enzo episode?

Yeah, tell me about it.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

TVD Kol Resident Evil Other Side

“They made me be a shallow love interest for Spencer, but I’m a a Hanna fan. The horror!”

Who knew Kol had emotions?

Also, the Travellers’ plan becomes even more convoluted.

As you’d expect.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 17 – TV Review

TVD Luke Liv confused evil

Just smile and nod, blondies. Smile and nod.

Seriously, did I miss an episode or something?

Last week Liv and Luke were all like “Mwaha we are master trolls duping the Mystic Falls gang on the DL.”

And this week they’re like “We’re evil and we have no qualms dispaying that very publicly to you also we’re inexplicably in Mystic Falls and nobody seems to question it.”

Legit, did I miss an episode?

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