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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 22 – TV Review

OUaT Leaving Storybrooke Regina Robin

Well, to be fair, Regina is the one that got me. Bitch.

It’s finally over. And for all my venom and bluster against this show over the years, there will be no gravedancing like there was with PLL.

Sure, even right to the very end this episode is full of plot contrivances and last minute twists that come out of nowhere. But amid all that, Once Upon a Time, much like it has for almost its entire run, found the one true thing within it all:

Regina.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review

OUaT Mother Barbara Hershey Cora

“And I chew everything. Especially scenery.”

It’s a Mills family reunion up in Once Upon a Time, lately.

If only Regina had any family you’d actually want around.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT Lily Emma gun

Alright, cool it, Julie James.

No, seriously, Emma. What are you waiting for? The chance to be cool doesn’t come along often on Once Upon a Time.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 19 – TV Review

OUaT Sympathy for the De Vil Cruella breath magic

And green.

Could it be? A villain on this show might finally exist without having some convoluted, Freudian excuse of a background?

Incredible.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Best Laid Plans Emma crying

Hey, at least they didn’t kill it.

But boo, can you imagine if they’d killed it? That would have been pretty cool.

I suppose we’ll have to settle for “banished to another realm.”

I should have known. It’s pretty standard for Once Upon a Time at this point.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Poor Unfortunate Soul August Pinocchio nose penis

That wood texturing CGI looks more like a skin flute.

At least August isn’t just a confused child in the body of a ruggedly handsome man.

Because his penis nose would have been even more awkward.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 15 – TV Review

OUaT Enter The Dragon Maleficent drunk crimped hair

I don’t usually pair it with my day drag, but Maleficent seems to be pulling it off.

I’m still waiting to see Snow and Charming murder a baby, Once Upon a Time.

Quit holding out on me.

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