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Arrow Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review

Arrow Restoration Sara Lazarus pit

Has anyone noticed that Sara is more expressive as a corpse than when she was alive? Too bad about the cleavage rot, though.

Well, Sara gets resurrected by a mystical hot tub, and the Super Friends are attacked by a scab-ripping rip-off of Gambit.

Arrow: The Age of Magic.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 23 – TV Review

Arrow My Name Is Oliver Queen

Subtlety is for Elijah.

And so finale week concludes with Arrow closing the book on its third season.

Not with a bang.

Not with a whimper.

But more a mildly interested shrug.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

Arrow Nanda Parbat Ra's shirtless

I respect Ra’s’ priorities. His shirtless, toned priorities.

Thea does the smartest thing she’s done in a long time and sets the League of Assassins after Malcolm.

Then Oliver does the dumbest thing he’s done in a long time and spends the rest of the episode trying to save him.

Thea’s idiocy isn’t gone: it just changed hosts.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review

Arrow Uprising Oliver Green Arrow back

“Oh, I mean, citizenry.”

Poor Brick. He only had a three episode run, and then he’s undone by an army of citizen volunteers.

Not even an arrow to the head? No?

Not even a bullet to the head? No? Malcolm was going to but you wouldn’t let him?

Hmm.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

Arrow Midnight City China White Kelly Hu wig

She’s flashback, bitches.

Laurel really does look terrible in that wig.

The outfit’s quite flattering, though.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

Arrow Left Behind Laurel Black Canary

Wig’s a bit much, though.

Oh, and Oliver isn’t dead, you guys. Obviously.

Well, not anymore.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

Arrow Laurel vigilante Corto Maltese

Take some tips from Sarah and Oliver: get a big, fancy, draq queen wig, and slop on a shit-tonne of eyeshadow.

Yes, Laurel. You need to take baby steps.

But still, I’d think Laurel would be able to handle ambushing a drunk douchebag.

What happened to this Laurel?

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

Arrow Tommy Sara flashback Hong Kong hostage

Who knew all it would take for Oliver to tie up and caress Tommy was a little Hong Kong kidnapping?

Is Arrow competing with Once Upon a Time for the most redundant flashback award?

Because that race is tight.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 23 – TV Review

Arrow Super Friends Oliver Roy Sarah Nyssa Unthinkable

“And Roy is no longer superpowered. Wait, how is this plan going to work, again?”

At least Nyssa is back to lend a hand.

She’s surprisingly forgiving for a scorned mega assassin.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Arrow Nyssa Sarah kiss lesbian

What the hell, CW?

Just kidding, Sarah’s not a lesbian.

I think it’s just one of those “You saved my life and I’m incredibly indebted to you so we banged a bit” things.

But hey, that chick is hot.

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