Charmed – Discontinued
Two Discontinueds in one week? How lazy am I?
Oh, plenty lazy. Don’t you worry.
But unlike Legacies, which I stopped because dear God, it was crap, Charmed simply wasn’t strong enough to last on the review roster.
Like I said last week, Charmed is cute and simple. And I need more.
Charmed Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review
I know, I know. I just said I was on the edge of dumping Legacies, too. But this isn’t for the same reasons.
I want to dump Legacies because it’s a vacant, boring sludge of a show that I can barely muster any excitement for.
With Charmed? Well, Charmed is just a little bit too cute and simple. And you know what? In a world of needlessly grim, “prestige TV” shows, cute and simple isn’t a bad thing.
It’s just a cute and simple thing.
Charmed Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review
Maggie and Macy better watch out, or our house lesbian is going to steal the fashion game.
Even her Halloween costume this episode is the only sexy one.
Yes, it’s a Halloween episode.
Charmed Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review
Was it a mistake for Charmed to falsely resurrect Valerie Cruz in only the second episode merely to be used for a tame, monster-of-the-week?
Yes.
Charmed Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review
And no, I’m not going to harp on with “b-b-b-but the original.”
Because since when is Charmed fucking sacred?
Scream Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review
You know, I had to really suck up my pride to pretend that Scream’s first season wasn’t that bad. Pathetic finale and all.
But Season 2 has been a lot choppier than Season 1. So you’d think they’d at least throw me a bone for the finale (and, with its piss-poor ratings, likely the series finale), right?
Fucking. Wrong.
Scream Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review
Yes, baby. Brooke’s back after her absence last week.
I mean, she doesn’t get anything to do other than ogle her fuckboi, but, you know.
Scream Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review
Just kidding. I know who it is. It’s Lesbait.
She doesn’t have a real name, does she?
Scream Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review
I didn’t have a very perceptive week last week.
I thought Scream had only three, including this one, episodes left to go. And I was okay with that.
But now we’ve got four left, not including this one.
So kill a main cast member al-fucking-ready. Jesus.