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Charmed – Discontinued

Charmed Discontinued Maggie face

I’m free.

Two Discontinueds in one week? How lazy am I?

Oh, plenty lazy. Don’t you worry.

But unlike Legacies, which I stopped because dear God, it was crap, Charmed simply wasn’t strong enough to last on the review roster.

Like I said last week, Charmed is cute and simple. And I need more.

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Charmed Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Charmed Exorcise Your Demons sisters

I have such a range of emotions.

I know, I know. I just said I was on the edge of dumping Legacies, too. But this isn’t for the same reasons.

I want to dump Legacies because it’s a vacant, boring sludge of a show that I can barely muster any excitement for.

With Charmed? Well, Charmed is just a little bit too cute and simple. And you know what? In a world of needlessly grim, “prestige TV” shows, cute and simple isn’t a bad thing.

It’s just a cute and simple thing.

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Charmed Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Charmed Sweet Tooth Mel suspenders

Bio Queens are so in right now.

Maggie and Macy better watch out, or our house lesbian is going to steal the fashion game.

Even her Halloween costume this episode is the only sexy one.

Yes, it’s a Halloween episode.

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Charmed Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Charmed Let This Mother Out fashion

But not you, Macy.

Was it a mistake for Charmed to falsely resurrect Valerie Cruz in only the second episode merely to be used for a tame, monster-of-the-week?

Yes.

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Charmed Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

And no, I’m not going to harp on with “b-b-b-but the original.”

Because since when is Charmed fucking sacred?

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Scream Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

Scream When a Stranger Calls Brooke Noah

And don’t get renewed, for God’s sake.

You know, I had to really suck up my pride to pretend that Scream’s first season wasn’t that bad. Pathetic finale and all.

But Season 2 has been a lot choppier than Season 1. So you’d think they’d at least throw me a bone for the finale (and, with its piss-poor ratings, likely the series finale), right?

Fucking. Wrong.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

Scream Heavenly Creatures Brooke Gustavo

God, I feel dirty for resorting to memes.

Yes, baby. Brooke’s back after her absence last week.

I mean, she doesn’t get anything to do other than ogle her fuckboi, but, you know.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Scream The Vanishing Noah stabbed

Our prayers have been… briefly glimpsed at?

No, Noah doesn’t die. Scream wouldn’t be that kind to us.

But we do get a semi-important cast death this episode. One of the ones on my list from last episode.

And Scream even remembers that they skipped the Audrey/Emma throwdown last episode, and instead gives us the awkwardly delayed version of it this week.

Things are looking up.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Scream The Orphanage Lesbait dead

Libby from Sabrina but without the fabulousness?

Just kidding. I know who it is. It’s Lesbait.

She doesn’t have a real name, does she?

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Scream Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Scream Village of the Damned Brooke drinking

Take me to Drown Town, Brooke.

I didn’t have a very perceptive week last week.

I thought Scream had only three, including this one, episodes left to go. And I was okay with that.

But now we’ve got four left, not including this one.

So kill a main cast member al-fucking-ready. Jesus.

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