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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

Bates Motel Visiting Hours Emma

This is her moment.

Literally, she’s off that bench she was on last episode.

And baby, what an exit.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Bate Motel The Body Norma Norman kiss

Thankfully, Bates Motel is now strong enough not to need the incest tension.

Well, Norman isn’t out of jail.

But Romero does get to shoot somebody in the head.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review

Bates Motel Inseparable Dylan crying

Who would have thought back in Season 1 that I’d be yelling at my TV screen “not Dylan!”

For a long time, I’ve salivated at the thought of Norman slashing his way through his fellow main characters. I mean, I knew it would be harrowing, but I also hoped it would be delicious.

But it’s not delicious. I’m just scared and crying.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review

Bates Motel Marion Rihanna

Marion Crane is about to have her Marion Crane moment.

Bates Motel is back, bitches. And it knows everything. About your expectations.

And it will subvert them.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

Bates Motel Dreams Die First Rihanna Marion Crane Sam Loomis

I don’t always hate everything. My branding is fraudulent.

Bates Motel, just in the nick of time, blasts out of the water-treading trap it has fallen into so far this season by getting those Psycho gears turning.

Marihanna Crane, you better watch out.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

Bates Motel Hiddne Norma raincoat

Norman’s imagination is tres chic.

We get a hallucinatory murder this episode. Does that count?

No.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

I hope Madeline the hardware store girl is into women.

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AusNTM Finale Countdown: A Tale of 2 Foreheads (and a duck) – Blog

AusNTM Charlotte Dawson crazy face

A lesson she could never learn.

Melissa’s forehead counts as at least 2 by itself, so make that a tale of 3 foreheads.

And a duck.

Yes, this is the state of reality television in Australia: a Top Model finalist’s name is “Duckie.”

Pray for us.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 8

The Vampire Diaires Caroline drunk dancing

Dance pout? Glass of champagne-in hand? Yeah, she’s fine.

Are you tired of Elena being an indecisive, cock-teasing slut bitch?

Well, your endless complaining has been answered!

Elena now has a plot excuse to explain all her fucking ridiculous decision making of late.

It’s just what we wanted!

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