After the phenomenal It Follows, I had high hopes for The Guest. It has a similar, 80s throwback style to it; director Adam Wingard’s previous film was the above-average slasher You’re Next; and Dan Stevens has ditched doughy Matthew Crawley and gotten cut as fuck.
Well, I suppose I deserve to be punished for my optimism.
No, Bonnie is still hanging on.
But you’ve gotta give the little bitch points for effort.
At least she wants to kill herself. It’s a step in the right direction.
The bad news, Kai might be straight. Because he totally flirts with Elena this episode.
The good news is, Nina Dobrev is ridiculously good-looking, so maybe I’ll just give him this one.
The hope isn’t dead yet.
The anti-magic zone on Mystic Falls is gone.
It’s a Christmas miracle.
Kai is the gift-giver that keeps on giving.
I really wish Elena would just compel him to fuck off or something.
Oh, she does?
Oh, now I remember why Jeremy is still on this show.
Yes, while some choose to accept their grief, Elena decides to chop hers up in a bowl, instead.
Because the only thing missing from the Elena Cavalcade of Melodramatic Issues was “drug addict.”
Season 6: ticking the boxes.
Typical Stefan. Way to check out just as you’re needed.
Why don’t you go lie in a safe at the bottom of a river for another 3 months.
At least you’ll be dead this time, so you won’t have to bore us with your post-drowning whingeing.