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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 21 – TV Review

OUaT Homecoming Cruella

Does being a Wish Realm copy count as being back, though?

I thought that this was going to be a trademark OUaT double episode finale, so let me just start by saying how grateful I am that it wasn’t.

Nobody deserves to sit through two hours of OUaT.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT Is This Henry Mills? Regina hair

I’d say they were due to flashbacks, but that wouldn’t be entirely accurate.

You know what would make this already-strained by too many new, unnecessary characters soap opera in its long-past-due seventh season with a half-in-half-out reboot more grounded and relatable?

Time travel. Of course.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 19 – TV Review

OUaT Flower Child Gothel tree nymph wig

Much like OUaT itself.

I mean, I suppose I should be impressed that even OUaT didn’t seem to care about Gothel’s tragic backstory episode.

Because I know I don’t.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT The Girl in the Tower Regina Samdi date

I wouldn’t say no to being the meat in the middle of a Regina/Samdi sandwich.

The good thing about this episode is that it’s ambitionless and inoffensive.

The bad thing is you have to listen to a lot of Tilly/Alice’s accent.

Hey, it could be worse.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 13 – TV Review

OUaT Knightfall Regina

“No momentum. No fun. But hey, more Fook, eh?.” -OUaT

Trust Once Upon a Time to go from the nadir of a Zelena episode, to the restoration of my faith last week, to now another dip into Turd City with this, a Fook episode.

Less than ten episodes to go, everyone, and we’ll be free.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Secret Garden Regina

We’re so close, baby.

If it wasn’t for the recent news that Season 7 would, at long last, be OUaT’s end, I would have dumped this show.

Just end, OUaT.

Dear God, just end.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT The Eighth Witch Alice Robin kiss

Lipsticks only. No exchanges.

Poor, poor Mulan.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 9 – TV Review

OUaT One Little Tear Nick Jacinda kiss

Did Jackson’s fate teach you nothing?

I haven’t got a good excuse for delaying this one like I did with Riverdale a couple of episodes ago.

I just didn’t feel like watching OUaT until today. Because it’s a dull parody of itself these days.

But you already knew that.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episodes 7 and 8 – TV Review

OUaT Eloise Gardener Fook and Rapunzel kiss

Emma boo.

I’m not even going to pretend like I’m okay with an OUaT double episode when things are already this dire.

Seriously, ABC? Do you want us to stop watching?

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 4 – TV Review

OUaT Beauty Belle old

What was even the point then?

I think it’s time that I came to terms with the fact that Once Upon a Time didn’t reboot itself. Fuck me and my misinterpretation of the main cast exodus and pre-release press.

No, baby. This is more like The Vampire Diaries post-Elena.

And that ain’t good.

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