Tag Archive | Lucien

The Originals Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

The Originals Where Nothing Stays Buried Lucien death

This is a tame illustration.

It’s hard to believe that only a year ago The Originals was sinking under the weight of tension-less baby drama, while The Vampire Diaries was flying high on the back of Kai, the Katherine incarnate.

And look at them now.

I even gave a shit about Davina the past two weeks. That’s an achievement.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review

The Originals No More Heartbreaks Klaus Elijah

The direst, I’m afraid.

What, did Leah Pipes and Danielle Campbell both get done for drink driving or something.

You guys remember Lost, right?

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review

Originals Behind the Black Horizon Finn Elijah Mystic Falls

Elijah wins. Obviously.

Tonight, someone dies.

#NoFinnNoOriginals doesn’t have the same ring to it, though.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review

The Originals Alone With Everybody Hayley Klaus drunk

Such contrast.

Yes, as opposed to grim resignation while watching TVD, The Originals continues to inspire true excitement in its third season renaissance.

Not even Finn’s ridiculous posturing can bring it down;

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review

The Originals A Streetcar Named Desire Hayley Stefan crossover

Have they even met before? I honestly don’t remember.

Well, the TVD leg of the crossover was shit.

Can we rely on The Originals to do what it’s been doing all season and thoroughly embarrass its parent show?


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The Originals Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals Out of the Easy Aurora crap hair

The wig department hates her as much as the audience does.

Does this bitch seriously think she holds a candle to Camille? Or Hayley? Or motherfucking Katherine?

Get out.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

The Originals Beautiful Mistake Lucien Camille knife in face

Unusual technique, though.

You know how Klaus blamed the entirety of his bad life on a random ill deed by Elijah last episode that we had only just found out about?

Yeah, turns out it’s no big deal.

But you know what is a big deal? A random ill deed by Elijah that we’re only just finding out about.

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