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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

PLL Toby car crash Taking This One To The Grave

Oh, Toby. If only.

Sadly, it’s not Toby.

And I’m not going to tell you who does die.

Until after this sentence.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

PLL Alison crying

Tears are no substitute for cruel sass, Alison.

And everyone calm down, Hanna didn’t go brunette.

Praise be to Paris (Hilton, that is), our prayers were answered.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

PLL Season 5 premiere Shana dead

Dear God, it’s just like Ravenswood.

Just kidding. Nothing’s as abhorrent as Ravenswood.

But I’m not kidding about how much I just don’t give a shit about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

Season 5? Really?

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Evil Dead (2013) – Film Review

Evil Dead Jessica Lucas puke vomit blood

Stay strong, Jessica.

Do you want a horror movie that’s so violent that it literally rains blood by the end?

Here you go.

Also, I haven’t seen the original, so I ain’t biased none, yo.

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Cult Season 1 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Cult Roger Kirstie

My only friend: the end. Just kidding. I don’t have any friends.

Well thank god that’s over.

But then again, in true CW style, the final episodes give us a taste of tastiness.

Goddammit.

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Cult Season 1 Episodes 10 and 11 – TV Review

Cult Kirstie Roger pool

I’ll trade ya, babe. A rich, actor boyfriend is worth the murder conspiracy stuff.

We’re almost there, CW die-hards. After this week there are only 2 episodes left.

Then we can go on to Beauty & the Beast season 2.

Fuck.

At least we’ve still got Arrow.

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Cult Season 1 Episodes 8 and 9 – TV Review

Cult Skye Jeff bored

Feels bad, man.

Though I’d still be hesitant to say it’s worse than Beauty & the Beast.

And at least they’re finishing it off. A mercy Cult didn’t deserve.

Generous, CW.

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