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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL New Guys, New Lies Ashley

If PLL keeps giving them to me, I’m going to keep doing them.

In this episode, B makes a bold claim about how, unlike A, they don’t hide in the shadows, bitch. They’re out here in the open and they’re comin’ to get you.

So, naturally, their approach is to hide in the shadows and send ominous text messages and literally wear a mask.

Brave.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 13 – TV Review

PLL The Gloves Are On Lucas

There seems to be a lot of that going around lately.

Lucas’ unnecessary return aside, I’m glad to say this is actually an engaging episode of Pretty Little Liars.

The soap suds are thick, as expected, but they don’t get in the way of the actual plot.

So I suppose this is our final hope spot before it all comes tumbling down.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 7 – TV Review

PLL Oh Brother Where Art Thou Jason Charles shadow

Everything is terrifying in Rosewood. Mainly Sara’s inability to act, though.

Yes, we finally see Charles.

Well, his shadow.

That counts, right?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

PLL She's No Angel Sara tattoo

A septum piercing could make up for it, though.

Maybe last week was just a blip? A minor aberration?

Because A has been banished back to the shadows, and a new suspect has emerged.

And Charles’ death hasn’t been retconned yet. So that’s gotta be a new milestone for PLL.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

PLL Songs of Experience Liars

They really need to re-edit the opening, too.

I think it’s time to prepare for the apocalypse, because this week marks three uncomplicated PLL episodes in a row.

Surely this can’t keep up.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

PLL Songs of Innocence Emily shooting range

They finally figured it out.

What absurdity is this?

Two PLL episodes in a row that aren’t spilling with bizarre, callback bullshit?

Well, except Sara Harvey.

But nobody really cares about her.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 11

Jersey Shore Snooki sonogram Lorenzo

“Oh wait, it’s just holding a cigarette. Just like mummy! Aww!”

Yes, they finally go to the much-teased sonogram.

And yes, baby Lorenzo is just as mundane as any other baby in a sonogram.

Because “mundane” is the new “exciting,” according to Jersey Shore.

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