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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review

Pictured: me after watching this week’s Dynasty.

Honestly, gays, do we even need Drag Race to come back when Dynasty is giving us this level of camp?

My jush juices never stopped flowing this whole forty minutes.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 22 – TV Review

PLL To Plea Or Not To Plea Spencer pub beer

Oh, wait, this is an English pub. Not an Australian one.

Our high school secrets and mysteries soap opera is now Orange Is The New Black.

Damn transgender lesbians ruining everything.

At least none of PLL’s are black. Phew.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 21 – TV Review

PLL Bloody Hell Ashley ring

That ring better be from Jason, bitch.

It’s not from Jason.

But could you imagine, though?

God, they’d have such hot babies.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Alice Will grove vines tree

I don’t think I’ve got a second caption that could make this look more ridiculous.

So, Alice almost becomes a tree this episode.

A surprisingly nimble tree.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 21

Once Upon a Time Regina Greg torture

“Yes. But that’s beside the point.”

Am I bored with how relentlessly decent Once Upon a Time has become?


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Film Review: London Boulevard

London Boulevard Colin Farrell bloody

“I’m just a man who loves his woman. Every day of the month.”

I don’t really feel strongly either way about this movie.

On the one hand, it’s confusing, oddly paced and surprisingly dull.

On the other, it’s short, and Colin Farrell does a good job.


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