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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

OUaTiW Red Alice Cyrus tied up

Of all my returning shows, this is the one I remembered the least.

I actually forgot this was coming back. I knew regular Once Upon a Time was back this week, but I didn’t realise this would precede it.

A pleasant surprise?

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Red Queen Jafar kiss

Just kidding. Unfortunately.

Well, we’ve had Knave’s backstory. Whose turn is it now?

Jafar?

Oh well, I guess I’ll have to wait to see how Anastasia became the Red Queen.

Life is pain.

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Film Review: The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man Andrew Garfield Emma Stone shirtless

No shit, this actually happens. Gwen’s a bit of a freak in the bedroom, apparently.

Edit: So apparently I’m as forgetful as the makers of this film were hoping I was (so that I’d forget the last movie only came out 5 years ago? It’s a joke) because I complained about there not being a shirtless scene when, as you can clearly see just above this text, there is. I’m an idiot.

-insert standard reboot-related whingeing here-

Done.

But not really.

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