Somewhere amongst all this “magic does what we say it does,” telepathic mind journey, forced life-or-death situation bullshit this episode, I’m sure there’s an invested, personal story that’s driven by our main characters somewhere.
Sadly, that story is the twenty millionth retread of Stefan and Damon’s “I hate you/me for turning you/me into a vampire” whinge.
Only six episodes to go, everyone. Let’s slog it out.
Yes, for the first time since season 2, Caroline sings unnecessarily.
And Bonnie’s back now, too. If you care about that kind of thing.
Is there still time to swap her for Liz?
The only thing I’ll miss about Jeremy is his occasionally bare torso.
On the other hand, I’ll miss everything about Liz because she was awesome.
The bad news, Kai might be straight. Because he totally flirts with Elena this episode.
The good news is, Nina Dobrev is ridiculously good-looking, so maybe I’ll just give him this one.
The hope isn’t dead yet.
The anti-magic zone on Mystic Falls is gone.
It’s a Christmas miracle.
Kai is the gift-giver that keeps on giving.
Well, at least Elena has something new to be indecisive about.
Instead of her indecision being about choosing a Salvatore brother, now she can spend episode after episode unable to decide on whether she wants her memories back or not.
And even flip flop within minutes of herself within the same episode, too.
She’s a multitasker, that one.
It’s the Enzo episode you’ve been waiting for.
What? You weren’t hanging out for an Enzo episode?
Yeah, tell me about it.
She’s a fucking rockstar.
Also, TVD’s back.
Thought you might wanna know.