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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

Dynasty The Sight of You girls night

Forget the cautious optimism of Riverdale. Dynasty is a motherfucking shoot, baby!

From forgettable to iconic in the space of only a week, Dynasty again proves it is the supreme soap opera dujour.

Could this be the best episode of Dynasty yet? Better than Thanksgiving?

Oh, honey. It’s close.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Dynasty A Champagne Mood Alexis eye roll

Alexis ain’t got time for my shit.

Unlike Riverdale, I truly did put off posting about Dynasty because I had to put some effort into my existence outside of my rubbish blog about soap operas.

I know. I’m disappointed, too.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Dynasty That Witch Fallon gay kiss

Is it gay if the other woman is you?

A Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence, and a Fallon same-sex (and same person) kiss?

Wow, Dynasty. You’ve really out-gayed yourself this time.

Thank gay God.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

All Stars 4 is going to have to do more than pad out a reveal video to an hour on YouTube if it hopes to out-gay Dynasty as the most gag-worthy show on television.

Although, Elizabeth Gillies and Nicolette Sheridan as guest judges, hmm? I would live.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

Dynasty The Butler Did It Fallon day wear

Fallon is not playing around with the day wear this season, honey. And this is not even mentioning her exquisite tennis outfit.

Last episode I proclaimed that Dynasty was approaching Gossip Girl Season 2 levels of fabulosity.

But I think we might already be there. Or, mon dieux, beyond.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Dynasty Ship of Vipers Steven reaction face

And Steven looks super handsome.

I’m ready to call it: Dynasty is reaching Gossip Girl Season 2 levels of fabulosity.

Sending Fallon to New York was the on-the-nose push I needed.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Dynasty Twenty-three Skidoo Alexis caviar

Alexis(was)onfire.

Step aside, Riverdale. The real drama-actually-happens-at-our-parties deal has returned.

Also, Cristal is fucking dead.

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