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The Originals Season 2 Episode 17 – TV Review

The Originals Exquisite Corpse Freya Elijah spell

But then I just look at him again and I’m content.

Claire Holt must still be on her sabbatical. Which is bad news for fans of The Originals who are fans of the original Originals.

Season 2: We’re Hiring Cheaper Actors And Using Body Jumping Magic To Save Our Bottom Line.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

The Originals They All Asked For You Elijah Freya

I’ll take one order of Freya’s hair and Elijah’s everything.

Freya finally takes my advice and fucks off Finn to side with better Originals.

Even Mikael.

But not Esther. Nobody wants Esther.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals The Map of Moments Elijah Hope Rebekah baby

Too late.

I’m sorry, you’ll have to excuse me while I clean myself up.

And then go again, and then clean myself up again.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Rebekah Claire Holt The Brothers That Care Forgot

That “special guest star” credit makes me sad.

Rebekah and Camille: my two favourite blondes.

Wouldn’t it be incredible if they could somehow join forces as one?

Esther thinks so.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals Ansel impaled Chasing The Devil's Tail

Hey, you’ve gotta be known for something. And getting impaled is Ansel’s something.

It’s glorious.

Klaus is finally learning how to put his daddy issues to bed.

Mikael’s turn, please.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

The Originals Wheel Within The Wheel Klaus Ansel impaled

Limp and lifeless.

Ah, so it’s time for the obligatory dull, flashback episode.

Well, the even-more-flashbacks-than-usual episode.

With special guest star: more daddy issues.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals Tatia Elena Red Door

Goddammit, Elena.

Just kidding, it’s not Elena.

But I am also sad to report that it’s not Katherine, either.

It’s just Tatia, the doppelganger whose blood bound Klaus’ hybrid suppression spell.

Nobody special.

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