Tag Archive | Legacies

Anniversary 2019: The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of

As I slowly succumb to the dual pressures of having an actual life, and my laziness, I’ve been covering fewer TV shows on I Just Hate Everything than ever.

But that doesn’t mean I haven’t been watching TV, bitch. Having opinions about TV shows is what makes me special, right?

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Legacies – Discontinued

Legacies Discontinued Lizzie stop

Oh, okay. If you insist.

Get out.

Right now.

It’s the end of Legacies.

Well, the end of me watching Legacies.

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Legacies Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Legacies We're Being Punked, Pedro Jeremy Gilbert cameo

Uhh

Seeing Jeremy’s cameo reminded me that Matt still hasn’t reappeared since his cameo in the first episode.

Which is the only thing Legacies can make us grateful for.

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Legacies Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Legacies Some People Just Want to Watch the World Burn Penelope sassy

Save us, mean girl wan Kenobi. You’re our only hope.

You wouldn’t expect an episode with an actual dragon to be this cold and limp, but here we are.

You did it, Legacies. You made the teen drama more compelling than an actual dragon.

And when the teen drama is this tepid, that’s quite an achievement.

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Legacies Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Legacies This is the Part Where You Run Hope

You can’t sit with us, Hope.

Goddamn, CW. Do I have to watch another pilot episode about fledgling witches?

And oof, what a bad choice to come out with your teen supernatural creatures show at the same time as Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

The CW ain’t got that Netflix money, honey.

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals A Tale of Two Wolves Caroline

Actually, that’s not fair. Trainwrecks are exciting.

You know what I didn’t want to be about The Originals’ final season? Apathetic.

But we don’t always get what we want.

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Originals Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea Klaus Josh

Whatever happened to Danny from Teen Wolf?

Nah, just kidding. Klaus doesn’t hook up with Josh.

But what he does do is arbitrarily kill some barely-named, nothing minor characters.

This is the kind of quality content we’ve been looking for in our final season, right?

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