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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Except Taylor isn’t funny, either.

Just like Scream Queens.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Scream Queens Dorkus The Final Girls Grace crying

Because the last Scream Queens double episode was so great, right?

The only thing scary about the Scream Queens finale is that we have to sit through two fucking hours of it.

It’s tough enough trudging through one episode a week.

This is just mean.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Scream Queens Ghost Stories Niecy Nash toilet

Hardly newsworthy.

Scream Queens: one week it’s in the rancid scum bucket, the next week it’s slightly out.

And now we’re back in, again.

It’s like a rollercoaster. You know, the Tooth Chipper?

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Scream Queens Chainsaw arms cut off

Now I can drop my Scream fan indignation.

I somewhat regret my frothing rage against Scream Queens last week.

I mean, those episodes were still unfathomably awful. But now we’re another episode in, I have a better understanding of what kind of show Scream Queens wants to be.

It wants to be a joyless spew-up of horror movie tropes under the guise of camp.

See. I get it now.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episodes 1 and 2 – TV Review

Scream Queens pilot Abigail Breslin Keke Palmer

They must be watching Scream Queens.

I had my misgivings about this. I really did. Those first trailers looked like over-stylised, Dutch angle-fucked, substance-less trash.

But still, for some reason I can’t even pin down, I expected Scream Queens to be decent.

Didn’t I learn anything from Glee and seasons 3 and 4 of American Horror Story?

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