The only thing scary about the Scream Queens finale is that we have to sit through two fucking hours of it.
It’s tough enough trudging through one episode a week.
This is just mean.
I somewhat regret my frothing rage against Scream Queens last week.
I mean, those episodes were still unfathomably awful. But now we’re another episode in, I have a better understanding of what kind of show Scream Queens wants to be.
It wants to be a joyless spew-up of horror movie tropes under the guise of camp.
See. I get it now.
I had my misgivings about this. I really did. Those first trailers looked like over-stylised, Dutch angle-fucked, substance-less trash.
But still, for some reason I can’t even pin down, I expected Scream Queens to be decent.
Didn’t I learn anything from Glee and seasons 3 and 4 of American Horror Story?