I lost interest in The Bachelor Australia last year. Mostly because Blake was a butterface with a pinched arsehole for a mouth. I fast forwarded a lot of rose ceremonies last year.
This year, I’m already fast forwarding through the dates.
Like, really? Decent bodies are a dime a dozen for models-slash-actors. Are we expected to fall passionately in love with Blakey Baby Mouth?
Tim might have been fake as fuck, but so is everything about this show, so it’s not like that was a handicap.