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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

I often joke about how this show is made for me. But, like, what if it actually was?

It was going to be a tough ask to compete with the Thanksgiving episodes of seasons past (could anything ever out-gay the Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence?), and this episode sadly doesn’t live up to those standards.

But goddamn, the closing scene got me in what I will happily proclaim is the gag of the season.

And with dreamy bedroom eyes Liam opening the episode, it’s not a bad sandwich. The turkey’s just a little dry in the middle. That’s all.

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Legacies Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Legacies We're Being Punked, Pedro Jeremy Gilbert cameo

Uhh

Seeing Jeremy’s cameo reminded me that Matt still hasn’t reappeared since his cameo in the first episode.

Which is the only thing Legacies can make us grateful for.

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Legacies Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Legacies Some People Just Want to Watch the World Burn Penelope sassy

Save us, mean girl wan Kenobi. You’re our only hope.

You wouldn’t expect an episode with an actual dragon to be this cold and limp, but here we are.

You did it, Legacies. You made the teen drama more compelling than an actual dragon.

And when the teen drama is this tepid, that’s quite an achievement.

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Hemlock Grove Season 1 – Season Review

Hemlock Grove Roman white wolf

Oh, believe me, you should want.

Hemlock Grove is how I imagine a HBO show would be if HBO wasn’t constantly fellating itself and getting high off its own “brilliance.”

So it’s, like, the good kind of pretentious: weird and esoteric, but not at all committed to it.

Should I be worried that I’m a fan of non-commitment?

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