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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 13

American Horror Story Jude Lange Angel Death kiss

Die happy, shippers.

It started out with a bang (literally), but American Horror Story: Asylum ended with a pathetic (yet not entirely vacant) whimper.

At what point does tying up loose ends outweigh action and narrative?

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 12

American Horror Story Asylum Kit Lana lunch cafe book signing

“Wait, no we don’t. This season should have ended last episode.”

Well, it took 12 episodes, but American Horror Story finally dropped the ball.

This episode is uneventful, tangential and wholly underwhelming.

It’s like watching Snooki & JWoww.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 11

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Justice.

If you were thinking this episode couldn’t possibly top the character-killing rush of last episode, you’d be right.

But it more than makes up for it with sweet satisfaction.

And it’s so sweet you’ll get diabetes.

Worth it.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 10

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I like to mix it up a little.

How did I live without you, American Horror Story?

I will probably immediately pass it over once I get my doses of Once Upon a Time and PLL when they return this week, but believe me, at this very moment, American Horror Story is my favourite show on right now.

Because it doesn’t give a fuck. Just like me.

Am I an Internet badass yet? With lines like that? Come on, I’m trying.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 9

American Horror Story Kit Arden chest needle syringe

Yeah, you thought I’d forgotten about that, didn’t you?

How do you top a Christmas episode with a homicidal Santa (hey, Black Xmas was fantastic)?

You commit Lange as a patient, reveal a character is pregnant, have said character perform a coat hanger abortion, and stab Kit the fuck in the chest with a huge-ass needle. All while revealing the identity of present day Bloodyface.

Because that’s how American Horror Story do.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 8

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And we know she’s good with a razor.

Christmas is my favourite holiday.

It’s the most acceptable time of the year to get shit-faced. Next to New Year’s. And St Patrick’s Day. And my birthday. And Wednesdays. And-

Actually, Christmas wins because you get alcohol AND presents. There.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 7

The Charlotte Grayson method of period maintenance.

For all you casting fans out there, Moira the maid is finally here!

The old version. Not the hot, young one.

Dammit.

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