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Heathers Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Heathers Are We Going to Prom or Hell JD Veronica dying

“But I thought you couldn’t cry for me because I was already dead?”

Yeah, mate. I’m over it.

I kept trying to give Heathers a fair go. And to be fair, it wasn’t all bad.

But goddamn, way to be all bluster and controversy, and then have nothing to actually back it up.

This is just like that stupid Seth Rogen in North Korea movie. Except that wasn’t ten fucking episodes long.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Heathers I'm a No Rust Build-Up Man Myself funeral

-Heathers, 2018

Get it? Because Heathers was cancelled before it even aired?

Also, a major character dies this episode.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Heathers Our Love Is God Heather Chandler I Am Suicide

Oh, Heathers. r/fatpeoplehate would have been all over you. #RIP

If you were wondering whether or not Veronica’s personality would become clear this episode, then get ready to keep wondering.

But hey, that Croquet Killer stuff is back. And Asian stereotyping.

You guys wanted that, right?

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Heathers Date Rapes and AIDS Jokes laser tag

This show has writers?

I’m only kidding. Of course this show has writers.

Where else would the painfully overwrought dialogue come from?

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Glee Season 6 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Glee 2009 series finale Don't Stop Believin'

…that Glee is dead and we’re finally free.

Yes, baby. We finally made it.

We made it to the end of Glee.

But Glee isn’t ready to leave without one last glory-reliving grab at the spotlight.

I’ll allow it.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee A Wedding

Cyanide pills are an integral part of any Glee viewer’s preparedness kit.

Oh, Kurt and Blaine. Because Santana and Brittany’s wedding wasn’t sickly sweet enough?

Also, is there supposed to be a plot this season?

Glee seems to have forgotten.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

Glee The Hurt Locker Part 2 Sue Billy doll Saw

Glee: queen of oldmeme.

Sam’s retarded hypnosis from last episode wasn’t enough, so it’s time to break out the Saw parody hostage situation.

Yet this episode is somehow far more bearable than last week’s jaw-dropping shitfest.

Would it be too much to hope that last week really was as bad as Glee can get, and everything from here on will be mildly better?

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Glee Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

Glee The Hurt Locker Part 1 Sue's shrine

A sight nobody should be forced to endure.

Glee has always been my favourite whipping boy, but this episode has finally pushed me to question just what extremes I’m willing to accept in my mission to hate-watch.

Every time I think Glee has finally, finally hit rock bottom, Ryan Murphy busts out the dynamite and blows the bottom clear away, revealing more sprawling, cavernous depths of unbearable retardation.

For example, the plot of this episode hinges on hypnosis.

I’ve never said “Oh my fucking God” in rage so many times in a forty minute period.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

Glee Jagged Little Tapestry Santan proposes to Brittany

And the only thing holding this rabble of a show together.

Let’s just say that Santana lays her best ever stream of insults into Kurt in a ball-busting takedown of breathtaking proportions, even for her.

Which means Glee season 6 has likely hit its peak, and it’s only episode 3.

Oh, dear.

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Glee Season 6 Episodes 1 and 2 – TV Review

Glee Loser Like Me Blaine breakup

One of Blaine’s rarely seen appropriate emotional reactions.

Yes, after praising our seven Glee-free months, the hideous juggernaut is back to make its final, undignified march to conclusion.

Thank God. I’ve missed my whipping boy.

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