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The Host – Film Review

The Host Diane Kruger gun Seeker

If only, Diane.

We can at least be thankful that The Host isn’t going to be a zombie sequel spilling horror like Stephenie Meyers’ other effort.

That’s pretty much all we can be thankful for, though.

It’s a Stephenie Meyer movie. Duh.

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Kruger Town: Everyone’s Here (but most of them are terrible) – Blog

Big Brother 2013 Australia Drew

#photoshoppingapenisintothiswouldbereallyeasy

I was going to do a post about Anita Sarkeesian’s latest stinker, but Inuit Inua already covered that for me. She’s so reliable.

Instead, here’s another shitpost about Big Brother Australia 2013, where I make yet more unfounded claims against the new housemates.

I mean, why else would you come here?

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Sonia Kruger’s Reign of Average: Big Brother Australia 2013 Launch – Blog

Big Brother 2013 Sonia Kruger silver dress

A lot of her energy is focused on her holding her gut in so this piece of shit dress doesn’t make her look like Adele.

This is a pre-emptive apology to all my non-Australian readers:

I will be following Big Brother Australia 2013 aggressively, and this probably (definitely) won’t be the last time you see me post about it.

Also, brace your twitter feeds.

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