I was going to do a post about Anita Sarkeesian’s latest stinker, but Inuit Inua already covered that for me. She’s so reliable.
Instead, here’s another shitpost about Big Brother Australia 2013, where I make yet more unfounded claims against the new housemates.
I mean, why else would you come here?
This is a pre-emptive apology to all my non-Australian readers:
I will be following Big Brother Australia 2013 aggressively, and this probably (definitely) won’t be the last time you see me post about it.
Also, brace your twitter feeds.