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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Heroes and Villains Robin Regina goodbye border

He doesn’t even give her a goodbye fuck. Rude.

Oh, well. If it means Marian’s going to fuck off, I’m in.

Bitch can’t handle her ice curses.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Elsa Anna reunion Fall Storybrooke

I jumped the gun a bit last time.

Please, let it be so.

I’ve had about as much Frozen wanking as I can handle.

And my wanking threshold is pretty high, you know.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

Nah, just kidding. She chickens out and drops the sword about two seconds later.

The boring haircut is a dead give away every time.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review

OUaT Snow Queen Elizabeth Mitchell Marian Rocky Road

“Just kidding. I want you to freeze to death, instead.”

And, to everyone’s delight, Marian does indeed freeze into a hideous, CGI popsicle.

Sadly, she doesn’t die.

But it’s only episode 3. There’s still time.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Elsa snail trail

Girl, that’s nasty.

Who would have thought Once Upon a Time, the little soap opera that could (with the help of some Disney magic), would make it to a fourth season.

You’ve gotta run out of Disney-owned properties soon enough, though. Better milk Frozen for all its worth.

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Frozen – Film Review

Frozen Elsa high magic

She is pretty high. Up.

I was pretty rough on Merida from Brave. Because that bratty dipshit deserved it.

Let’s hope these ladies can do better.

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