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CBF Review: Hit & Run

Hit & Run Bradley Cooper Ryan Hansen

“Don’t leave us here! Nooooooooooooooooooo!”

I was hoping CBF Reviews wouldn’t become a thing here on I Just Hate Everything.

But sometimes you just see a movie and walk away from it feeling total apathy.

Or in layman’s terms: meh.

And despite Kristen Bell being the shining light of my mid-teens (Veronica Mars was my everything), I just…I just don’t care about this movie.

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Film Review: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Kristen Stewart Bella Robert Pattinson Edward vampires

“Hey, where are they going?”

I feel like making fun of Twilight is too easy.

So it’s perfect for me!

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Film Review: Snow White & The Huntsman

Snow White & and the Huntsman Kristen Stewart face rabbit teeth

“Wha? Twilight’s ending? Kristen sad! I have to actually say that I’m sad, because my face is incapable of portraying that emotion. Or any emotion.”

Oh. God.

I have been looking forward to making fun of this for so long. In fact, I already have.

So you can imagine my disappointment when I found out it really isn’t that terrible.

There is no justice in this world.

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