Tag Archive | Kristen Bell

iZombie Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

iZombie Fifty Shades of Grey Matter Major Minor bus

An attractive man with an animal. Damn, how did they know our weakness?

I would still argue that iZombie doesn’t feel like essential viewing at the moment.

But this episode fights hard to fix that.

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Veronica Mars – It’s Not Shit

Veronica Mars movie

To the tune of $110, yes I would.

And by “Veronica Mars,” I mean the movie. Not the show.

Although, the show is also massively not shit.

Can you tell I’m a fan?

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Frozen – Film Review

Frozen Elsa high magic

She is pretty high. Up.

I was pretty rough on Merida from Brave. Because that bratty dipshit deserved it.

Let’s hope these ladies can do better.

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The Lifeguard – Film Review

The Lifeguard Kristen Bell smoking pregnant

She needed to have her last hurrah before gettin’ prego.

I got my Veronica Mars Movie poster in the mail today, so I thought what better way to celebrate this week’s release of the VMM than to totally slag off Kristen Bell.

The Lifeguard is rubbish.

Even by my dreary, hipster standards.

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