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Glee Season 6 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Glee 2009 series finale Don't Stop Believin'

…that Glee is dead and we’re finally free.

Yes, baby. We finally made it.

We made it to the end of Glee.

But Glee isn’t ready to leave without one last glory-reliving grab at the spotlight.

I’ll allow it.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 11 – TV Review

Glee We Built This Glee Club Vocal Adrenaline performance reactions

Glee-watching emotions range from “horror” to “disgust.” I would know.

I was under the impression that Glee would be getting 24 episodes for its final season.

But it turns out it’s only getting 13, and next week is a double.

So this time next week, Glee will be finally dead for good.

We won, you guys.

We won.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 10 – TV Review

Glee The Rise And Fall Of Sue Sylvester Kitty

Obtuse, frustrating static.

Is it fair to say that my recent tolerance for Glee is related to Kitty’s increased prominence?

Yeah, I reckon.

Every little bit helps.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 9 – TV Review

Glee Child Star Spencer Kitty

The first perfect moment on Glee in a long time.

Don’t let this split second of euphoria fool you. This is a Jane-heavy episode.

Yes, the apocalypse finally came.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 7 – TV Review

Glee Transitioning All About That Bass

“We are also ’bout that fried chicken and high fructose corn syrup.”

And no, Mercedes and Roderick teaming up to sing All About That Bass isn’t the most shameful thing about this episode.

I’d append that with an “in case you were wondering.”

But you’re watching Glee Season 6, baby. There’s no wonder anymore. You know what you’re in for.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

Glee The Hurt Locker Part 2 Sue Billy doll Saw

Glee: queen of oldmeme.

Sam’s retarded hypnosis from last episode wasn’t enough, so it’s time to break out the Saw parody hostage situation.

Yet this episode is somehow far more bearable than last week’s jaw-dropping shitfest.

Would it be too much to hope that last week really was as bad as Glee can get, and everything from here on will be mildly better?

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Glee Season 6 Episodes 1 and 2 – TV Review

Glee Loser Like Me Blaine breakup

One of Blaine’s rarely seen appropriate emotional reactions.

Yes, after praising our seven Glee-free months, the hideous juggernaut is back to make its final, undignified march to conclusion.

Thank God. I’ve missed my whipping boy.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

Glee Nationals Mercedes fake chihuahua

Mercedes is all about the realness. Fake chihuahua not withstanding.

Yes, they lose Nationals.

There is some justice in the world, it seems.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee Santana Mrs Claus

“To be a child actor on a show that doesn’t suck.”

I gotta give Glee points for trying to do something to spice up the pedestrian, obligatory Christmas episode.

But then I’m taking those points right back because they set it a year in the past, in an alternate universe, and Kurt hooks up with a hot dude.

It was a worth a shot, guys.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

Glee Lady Gaga Applaus Sam abs

It’s the only thing Sam’s good for.

Now that the mourning‘s over, it’s back to business as usual.

Vitriol and overly entitled rage, baby.

Because Glee owes me.

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