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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 22 – TV Review

I would never put episode spoilers at the start of a post.

But also, considering how well Dynasty did leave us with this finale, I’m not mad.

And I’ll spare everyone a protracted comparison to Riverdale’s finale. Because that’s not nice.

Wake up and start appreciating your better soap opera, CW.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 21 – TV Review

I would have also accepted “Fauxllon Carrington,” but it didn’t roll off the tongue as well, you know?

Just when you thought Dynasty couldn’t get any gayer.

I am so proud.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 17 – TV Review

Liam? More like Li-yum.

But that Alexis face reveal, though.

Even with the level of camp Dynasty has served us thus far, I didn’t predict that.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 16 – TV Review

Dynasty Miserably Ungrateful Men Kirby double denim

Kirby is serving.

Alexis isn’t dead, everyone. Thank God.

But she isn’t Nicolette Sheridan, anymore. And I suppose I can’t complain. If Dynasty’s really going to lean all the way into soap camp fabulosity, a good ol’ plastic surgery recasting switcheroo is on the to-do list.

I wonder who it will be?

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review

Dynasty Parisian Legend Has It Steven breakdown

“You mean it helps when characters actually have empathy and care about each other? Whaaa!?” – Present Day Riverdale

I don’t think a shitty TV review blog (and mostly CW shows, at that) is the right place to get political, but I just want to say that as an Aussie, I was extra grateful for Dynasty bringing the quality and grace it does this episode after the last couple of days we’ve had.

It seems shallow that a CW soap opera would raise my spirits. And it is. But it did, and I’m thankful for that.

Also the gag of this episode’s ending. Oh. Mon. Dieu.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Dynasty Even Worms Can Procreate Sam Kirby

It’s a reliable look for them.

The drama is high this episode, darlings.

What a fucking closing run. Riverdale could never.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

Dynasty Filthy Games Alexis eating montage

And just like Shangela, robbed of the adulation it deserves.

Dynasty.

Got.

Renewed.

I mean, so did Legacies. But fuck it, I’ll take the win.

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