Tag Archive | Kelly Rutherford

Dynasty Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

Adam can fuck me under, for all I care. Just so long as he fucks me.

I’m sensing a caption theme this week.

Also, I just want to say that I was almost going to suggest Kelly Rutherford would be the historical alliance president last week, but I hesitated because I thought it wouldn’t make much sense to bring her back if Steven isn’t here.

And it doesn’t. But goddamn, she is still a blast to have around.

Maybe we could bring Steven back, too, though? Just saying.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

Dynasty The Butler Did It Fallon day wear

Fallon is not playing around with the day wear this season, honey. And this is not even mentioning her exquisite tennis outfit.

Last episode I proclaimed that Dynasty was approaching Gossip Girl Season 2 levels of fabulosity.

But I think we might already be there. Or, mon dieux, beyond.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Dynasty Ship of Vipers Steven reaction face

And Steven looks super handsome.

I’m ready to call it: Dynasty is reaching Gossip Girl Season 2 levels of fabulosity.

Sending Fallon to New York was the on-the-nose push I needed.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Dynasty Twenty-three Skidoo Alexis caviar

Alexis(was)onfire.

Step aside, Riverdale. The real drama-actually-happens-at-our-parties deal has returned.

Also, Cristal is fucking dead.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

Dynasy Dead Scratch Alexis champagne

Which is fitting, because Dynasty is now the best version of itself, too.

Dynasty doesn’t drop the ball in its season finale.

Let your pearls be unclutched. We did it, baby.

The challenge is now on for you, Riverdale.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 16 – TV Review

Dynasty Poor Little Rich Girl Alexis arrives

I came.

It. Is. Finally. Happening. People.

And to think, this is only the ending stinger cap on another fabu episode of Dynasty.

I don’t know what we gays did to deserve this show, but I’m grateful.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Dynasty Promises You Can't Keep Cristal Fallon bar

But don’t we all have “drinking problems” when an open bar is involved?

Much like the situation The Vampire Diaries and The Originals found themselves in, it seems like Riverdale and Dynasty, too, have ended up on the see-saw of television episode quality.

While Riverdale keeps on floundering, Dynasty’s here to make it clear that not all soap operas on the CW are in trouble.

And we’ve even got a Gossip Girl alum on the guest star list this time. Keep shining, Dynasty.

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