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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Except Taylor isn’t funny, either.

Just like Scream Queens.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Scream Queens Dorkus The Final Girls Grace crying

Because the last Scream Queens double episode was so great, right?

The only thing scary about the Scream Queens finale is that we have to sit through two fucking hours of it.

It’s tough enough trudging through one episode a week.

This is just mean.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Scream Queens Black Friday Jamie Lee Curtis swimsuit

And by “it,” I mean acting talent. I mean, she must to appear enthusiastic to be in this show.

And also a rockin’ bod. Just so we’re clear.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Scream Queens Ghost Stories Niecy Nash toilet

Hardly newsworthy.

Scream Queens: one week it’s in the rancid scum bucket, the next week it’s slightly out.

And now we’re back in, again.

It’s like a rollercoaster. You know, the Tooth Chipper?

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Scream Queens Mommie Dearest Number 3 vigil

It still wouldn’t make up for all the bad acting, though.

It’s not too much to ask for this episode of Scream Queens to be an improvement on the rancid scum bucket that was last week.

Congratulations, Scream Queens. You gotta take those easy victories where you can get ’em.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Scream Queens Haunted House Earl Grey Keke Grace

Mostly the Keke one, though.

Scream Queens: the show where for every genuinely funny double/over-talk scene with Niecy, there is a ripped-from-tumblr, didactic rant dripping in enough hypocrisy to drown a fish.

It really is Glee all over again.

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Film Review: Ice Age 4: Continental Drift

Ice Age 4 Continental Drift Scrat

Scrat is a symbolic manifestation of Ice Age’s own struggle between sensible plotting and sequel-whoring. So meta.

Yes, there is a 4th Ice Age.

No, it’s not that bad.

Yes, it’s not that good either.

No, I don’t know why I keep saying Yes and No.

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