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Scream Season 3 – Season Review

Why did you do this to us, Queen Latifah?

Should I bother calling it Scream: Resurrection?

Should I bother calling it anything other than the trash it is?

It’s bad, baby. Real bad.

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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Scream Queens Scream Again Chanel Emma Roberts

“Don’t expect me to put in any effort this time. Just like last time.”

American Horror Story’s new season may be so intolerably dull and tedious that I’ve already abandoned it, but at least they tried something new; something to escape the dumpster fire of the previous season.

Scream Queens, conversely, has decided to keep making the same mistakes it was already making.

Scream Queens: ambitionless.

At least they’re not making any new mistakes, though.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Scream Queens Seven Minutes In Hell Chanel Number 3

Chanel Number 3 would make for a quick and easy Halloween costume. I’ll give her that.

If this was on ABC, I’d say that it’s no surprise that the Scream Queens episode to feature Carrie Fisher’s daughter comes hot on the heels the Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens trailer premiere.

What are you doing, Fox? Don’t give the enemy free press.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Scream Queens Pumpkin Patch Chanel confused

I’m not done yet.

Thank whatever deities you hold dear, we finally get a chase scene.

It’s fucking rubbish, but Scream Queens, unlike its big sister, is at least trying.

That faint flicker of hope is yet to be fully extinguished.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Scream Queens Chainsaw arms cut off

Now I can drop my Scream fan indignation.

I somewhat regret my frothing rage against Scream Queens last week.

I mean, those episodes were still unfathomably awful. But now we’re another episode in, I have a better understanding of what kind of show Scream Queens wants to be.

It wants to be a joyless spew-up of horror movie tropes under the guise of camp.

See. I get it now.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episodes 1 and 2 – TV Review

Scream Queens pilot Abigail Breslin Keke Palmer

They must be watching Scream Queens.

I had my misgivings about this. I really did. Those first trailers looked like over-stylised, Dutch angle-fucked, substance-less trash.

But still, for some reason I can’t even pin down, I expected Scream Queens to be decent.

Didn’t I learn anything from Glee and seasons 3 and 4 of American Horror Story?

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