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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 5

Bates Motel Ethan Asian shot

It’s gotta be, right?

Yeah, this post is super late.

I was busy.

I have a life sometimes, you know.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 4

Bates Motel Deputy Shelby Mike Vogel

I can overlook a bit of sex trafficking and homicide.

So yeah, Deputy Hide-the-evidence is definitely evil.

Excellent.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 3

Bates Motel Norman hospital

Norman’s got some smooth moves, yo.

Ooh, here comes the psycho.

What’s wrong with Norman?

A lot.

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Film Review: Smiley

Smiley face movie

Not even as scary as a little girl. Sad.

Fuck, when was the last time I did a film review? Over a month ago? And it wasn’t even a real one?

Huh.

Luckily, I have an excellent slasher movie to reacquaint me with the filmic arts.

That was a lie.

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