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Scream Halloween Special – TV Review

Scream Halloween Special Keiran death

We’re as shocked as you are, Keiran.

I did watch this about a month ago.

But, you know, it’s Scream The TV Series. Does anybody care?

Also, I’m not reviewing this as two episodes. To save time.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Scream Revelations Jake Bunny Skank

I told you.

Spoiler alert: Cece is Charles.

Nah, I’m just messing with you.

The killer reveal is way more satisfying than that PLL shit.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Scream The Dance Emma Keiran New Guy

“And your brother.”

So yeah, we’ve got a new suspect.

But that doesn’t mean we don’t get to waste a lot of time supposing that Hot Teacher is the killer, when it’s so bloody obvious that he isn’t.

When Piper is the one running down your leads, then you’re gonna have a bad time.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 20 – TV Review

The Originals Elijah Hayley kiss finally

Mission accomplished. You can all go home now.

Who knew it would take Keiran’s death to achieve so much good in The Originals?

Hayley and Elijah finally kiss.

Francesca becomes more prominent.

Even Genevieve makes the leap from lingering plot tumour to tolerable supporting character.

I thank you for your sacrifice, Keiran.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 19 – TV Review

The Originals Death With Benefits Elijah explosion wolf camp

I think Elijah’s just mad because his suit got ruined.

If you like werewolves getting exploded and priests receiving electric shock therapy, then New Orleans is the place to be.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 17 – TV Review

The Originals Francesca Peta Sargeant

Not this fabulous bitch.

It’s probably a wise move for the Jabberwocky to abandon the sinking ship that is Once Upon a Time in Wonderland.

And we needed a replacement bitch now that Rebekah‘s fucked off for good.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 16 – TV Review

The Originals flashback young Rebekah sword

Resistance is futile.

And so comes episode 3 in the Klaus Gets (And Stays) Unreasonably Angry Over Something That Happened A Century Ago And Is Now Moot Anyway trilogy.

Thankfully, it’s the concluding chapter.

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