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Nobody Cares: BBAU 2014 Finale Week and Predictions Follow-up – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2014 Skye finale week

And not an over-caked moment too soon.

I don’t want any of the final six to win.

But least of all Skye: The Betrayer.

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They’ve Got The (tiny bit of) Power: Big Brother Australia 2014 Launch – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2014 Launch

Dunno yet.

Another year, another mostly tolerable Big Brother launch night.

Channel 9’s reality shows may not be soaring, interesting, or creative. But they are regular.

Which is more than we can say for The Mole. Poor The Mole.

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Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones – Film Review

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones Katie Kristi

“For only, like, half a second. But it still counts. Can we get paid now?”

I should preface this review by admitting I didn’t see the entire movie.

I only went to see it because I needed to kill some time, and I missed the first 5-10 minutes (I came in at the point where the boys were using that hidden camera to spy on that naked chick).

But it’s a Paranormal Activity movie, so as long as I started at any point within the first 40 minutes, I wouldn’t miss much.

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I Spit On Your Grave 2 – It’s Not Shit

I Spit On Your Grave 2 Katie model

“Nothing. You have a nude scene. Did you not read the script?”

I haven’t posted an It’s Not Shit since 9 September (thanks, Sinister).

Which tells you a bit about the calibre of films I’ve been watching lately.

And who knew a shameless, unoriginal sequel like this would be the combo breaker?

It’s a cruel world.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Another episode, and not only has The Originals kept itself above the waters of mediocrity, it might even be kinda fantastic.

We might have a successful spinoff on our hands.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Oliver Stephen Amell really pretty

Shutup, baby. He knows it.

Hot People And Awesome Lighting is back for season 2, everyone!

Oh, it’s called Arrow? What?

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I’m Probably Not Psychic: BBAU Predictions Follow-up – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2013 Sonia 80s outfit

Just like skinny jeans don’t make you skinny, vintage clothes don’t make you younger.

EDIT: About an hour after I posted this, Big Brother had their Late Night Feast special where the Housemates got drunk (and a wicked case of wine lips). And Tim totally brought up boat people, and although it wasn’t a huge fight, I’m claiming it, bitches. I’m leaving the original post in-tact, but Tim’s should actually read Accurate, and my final score should actually be 6 Accurate and 9 Wrong. Maybe I am psychic.

We’re almost a month into Big Brother Australia 2013, and after 3 evictions, a few of my prediction deadlines have passed.

So let’s see how I did.

It’s not good.

It’s not Movie 43-level bad. But it’s bad.

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